squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

(via its-gibberish)

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

(via its-gibberish)

izhtiekz:

i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level

izhtiekz:

i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level

(via my-golly-miss-paulie)

biologically-baka:

*whispers* hey kid do you wanna go fast

biologically-baka:

*whispers* hey kid do you wanna go fast

(via my-golly-miss-paulie)

manyeggs:

an-egg:

my children

dad

(via my-golly-miss-paulie)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via my-golly-miss-paulie)