i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
(via its-gibberish)

(via joshpeckvine)
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
(via its-gibberish)

*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(via my-golly-miss-paulie)


